How To Start a Fight

[radco]

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
>> channels.
>> She asked, 'What's on TV?'
>>
>> I said, 'Dust.'
>>
>> And then the fight started.
>>
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>> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
>> upcoming
>> anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that
>> goes from 0 to 150
>> in about 3 seconds.'
>>
>> I bought her a scale.
>>
>> And then the fight started.
>>
>>
>> ================================================== ===================
>> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
>> take her
>> someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
>>
>> And then the fight started. ...
>>
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>> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
>> to apply for
>> Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
>> my driver's
>> license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and
>> realized I had left my
>> wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but
>> I would have to
>> go home and come back later.
>>
>> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I
>> opened my shirt
>> revealing my curly silver hair.
>>
>> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
>> proof enough for me'
>> and she processed my Social Security application.
>>
>> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
>> experience at
>> the Social Security office.
>>
>> She said, 'you should have dropped your pants.
>> You might have
>> gotten disability, too.'
>>
>> And then the fight started...
>>
>>
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>> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
>> school reunion,
>> and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
>> she sat alone at
>> a nearby table.
>>
>> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
>>
>> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old
>> girlfriend. I understand she took to
>> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and
>> I hear she
>> hasn't been sober since.'
>>
>> 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think
>> a person could go on
>> celebrating that long?'
>>
>> And then the fight started...
>>
>>
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>> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
>> alongside the
>> road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You
>> know how
>> sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
>> just seem funny?
>>
>> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a
>> DWARF!!!
>>
>> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
>> shouted, 'I AM
>> NOT HAPPY!'
>>
>> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then
>> which one are you?'
>>
>> And then the fight started...

[rlfaubion]

worthy funniness

[gofs99]

From Personal Experience:

My girlfriend and I were watching TV when she remarked "This is a rerun, lets go to bed."

I responded, "Nah, I've seen that too."

And then the fight started . . . .

[radco]

LOL GREAT ADDON.. I wonder how mant more addon will show up LOL THANKs Rich

[socwkbiker]

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....

[socwkbiker]

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some

reason, took my order first.

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare,

please.'

He said, ' Aren't you worried about the mad

cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's how the fight started.....

[radco]

LOL GREAT