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06-06-2011, 11:08 AM
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> A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked > at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door > > "Is your Dad home?" > > "No sir, he isn't; he went to town." > > "Well, is your Mother here?" > > "No sir, she went to town with Dad." > > "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" > > "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." > > The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the > other, and mumbling to himself. > > "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if > you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." > > "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your > Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant." > > The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. > I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know > how much he charges for Howard." |
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06-06-2011, 11:57 AM
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That was funny.
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06-06-2011, 03:07 PM
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06-06-2011, 08:33 PM
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06-06-2011, 09:25 PM
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