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Old 08-13-2007, 04:58 PM   #1
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Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.

"Ow!" Larry exclaimed. "What was that for?"

"I found a piece of paper in your pants with the name 'Mary Lou' written on it," she said angrily. "You better have a good explanation!"

"Calm down, honey," Larry said. "I was at the dog track last week and that was the name of the dog I bet on."

Later that same day, Lisa walked up to her husband and smacked him hard on the forehead when he walked in the door from work.

"What the heck was that for?" he demanded.

"Your dog just called."
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:00 PM   #2
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LOL....LOL.
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:02 PM   #3
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Thats what I call an OOOPS
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:17 PM   #4
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That's what I call dumbass. :-[
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Old 11-17-2007, 11:08 AM   #5
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yummy
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Old 11-17-2007, 11:26 AM   #6
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Old 11-17-2007, 02:23 PM   #7
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Caught!!!!!( beezers joke...i missed it the first time around!)
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Old 11-24-2007, 01:36 PM   #8
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Does this bathing suit make me look fat?
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Old 11-25-2007, 08:12 AM   #9
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Not that I remember. I must have missed it too Sue :)
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Old 11-26-2007, 01:19 PM   #10
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Does this bathing suit make me look fat?[/quote:v0dqaqg3]

No, you make the bathing suit look small.
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:33 PM   #11
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I just hope they didn't try to sit on that plastic outdoor furniture behind them........ .

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