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Old 08-28-2016, 09:53 AM   #1
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of
Algebra.
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Apparently they have done away with algebra and even basic math in schools these days, ask any young gas or convenience store clerk. Most are clueless without a calculator.
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Old 08-28-2016, 05:41 PM   #3
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Barely past adolescence Mike.
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What if you're a math major like me?
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My niece, who was a freshman in high school at the time, asked me if I would like to be in high school again and do I miss those days.
I told her no I was happy with my life just as it was.
She said I was the first person she asked that answered no
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Barely past adolescence Mike.
I've told as much.

My wife reminds me with the most hateful, vicious, profane and vulgar terms ever spewed at least three times a week.

She ain't so polite like you.
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I've told as much.

My wife reminds me with the most hateful, vicious, profane and vulgar terms ever spewed at least three times a week.

She ain't so polite like you.

And most of us agree with her.
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You get your choice of cashier jobs Brad!

BD, would that be an Indian or muslim owned C-Store, you'd rather work in?
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I enjoyed algebra, and advanced math has allowed me to have a career where I can enjoy my toys and travel.
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Perhaps, while knowing the numbers of the POWERBALL Lottery for the last years . . .


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I enjoyed algebra, and advanced math has allowed me to have a career where I can enjoy my toys and travel.
I couldn't stand it when I was young and then as I got older and life's steel toed boot kept kicking me in the nether regions I went back to school and all of a sudden algebra and trig became easy.
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And most of us agree with her.
Are you flirting with me again?
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And most of us agree with her.
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Are you flirting with me again?
Na, Gerry passed Algerbra but flunked sex Ed class is all.
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