Behind The Door

Loafer · 11-18-2014, 06:06 PM

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery....
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says,
"My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard.
The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say,
"We can't tell you because you're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..
That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,
"We can't tell you because you're not a monk."
The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"

The monks reply,
"You must travel the Earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.
He says, "I have traveled the Earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply,
"Congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk.
We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.
He asks, "May I have the key?"

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone....
Theman requests the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,.....
.....silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, "This is the key to the last door."

The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound.
It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight ...........

..... But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

DON'T SWEAR AT ME;

I'M STILL HUNTING FOR THE BASTARD WHO STARTED THIS!

**JD Hog** · 11-18-2014, 07:14 PM

cactusjack · 11-18-2014, 07:37 PM

I remember a movie called "Behind the Green Door" with Marilyn Chambers.

**Kawhead** · 11-18-2014, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cactusjack

I remember a movie called "Behind the Green Door" with Marilyn Chambers.

A true love story if there ever was one. The ending made me cry.

**Top Cat** · 11-19-2014, 12:21 AM

Marilyn Chambers, wasn't she the barmaid on Cheers

mick56 · 11-19-2014, 03:03 AM

We had a barmaid in the local pub back then who must have been the template for Carla, she did'nt take any prisoner;s

**Kawhead** · 11-19-2014, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by mick56

We had a barmaid in the local pub back then who must have been the template for Carla, she did'nt take any prisoner;s

Women like that are fun until you shack or marry one

Don't ax me how I know, the memories and ass wuppins are too painful, juss take my word for it.

mick56 · 11-19-2014, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Kawhead

Women like that are fun until you shack or marry one

Don't ax me how I know, the memories and ass wuppins are too painful, juss take my word for it.

She was about you're height too

cactusjack · 11-19-2014, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawhead

A true love story if there ever was one. The ending made me cry.

Just like Old Yeller.

cactusjack · 11-19-2014, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Top Cat

Marilyn Chambers, wasn't she the barmaid on Cheers

No, that was Shelley Long who played Diane Chambers on the show.

Marilyn Chambers died of an aneurysm in 2009.

**Top Cat** · 11-19-2014, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cactusjack

No, that was Shelley Long who played Diane Chambers on the show.

Marilyn Chambers died of an aneurysm in 2009.

Yeah, the Chambers sisters

**cnc** · 11-19-2014, 11:12 AM

Now I can honestly say, " Thanks for nothing Gerry".

The Black Knight · 11-19-2014, 02:23 PM

Silent Sam · 11-19-2014, 05:50 PM

...I heard she was gang raped by OJ, Michael Jackson, and Bill Cosby !

Dunno..I wasnt there....

**Kawhead** · 11-20-2014, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cactusjack

Just like Old Yeller.

And poems like, "The Cremation of Sam McGee".

11-18-2014, 06:06 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Behind The Door A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.... He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you because you're not a monk." The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.. That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you because you're not a monk." The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?" The monks reply, "You must travel the Earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk." The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the Earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth. The monks reply, "Congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, "May I have the key?" The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.... Theman requests the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,..... .....silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, "This is the key to the last door." The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight ........... ..... But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk. DON'T SWEAR AT ME; I'M STILL HUNTING FOR THE BASTARD WHO STARTED THIS! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

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11-19-2014, 03:03 AM	#6
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Silent Sam Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: On The Shakey Side Posts: 2,501	...I heard she was gang raped by OJ, Michael Jackson, and Bill Cosby ! Dunno..I wasnt there....