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Old 09-09-2007, 09:09 PM   #16
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^...lol....he sure is!!!
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Old 09-09-2007, 09:30 PM   #17
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A fanny pack??? That's just wrong on so many levels!

I loved the anti-harley site. When I was looking to buy my bike I went to the harley stealer. I was seriously thinking about it when the salesman said, "Think how cool you'll look riding it." Nothing about how reliable it is or anything like that, just how cool I'll look. As you can see, his great technique didn't work.
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Old 09-09-2007, 09:33 PM   #18
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A fanny pack??? That's just wrong on so many levels!

I loved the anti-harley site. When I was looking to buy my bike I went to the harley stealer. I was seriously thinking about it when the salesman said, "Think how cool you'll look riding it." Nothing about how reliable it is or anything like that, just how cool I'll look. As you can see, his great technique didn't work.

I got the same line... also "we'll get you into a Harley!!"

I sat on a Road king... didn't even want to ride it... didn't care for it..... The Ultra Glide looked nice..... saw a Road Glide that looked good too..... But nothing compares to my Nomad!!!!
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Old 09-09-2007, 09:47 PM   #19
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P*ssed me off though... had my fanny pack on.... my tire pressure gauge in the pack put a tiny dent in the tank... bummer. &gt
Nico, you riding backwards again, or just not wearing the fanny pack on your fanny?
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Old 09-09-2007, 09:48 PM   #20
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Ok Here's my daily vent:

As a truck driver the two main things that piss me off are:

#1 The left turners who don't get all the way over into the left turn lane. I'm guessing it comes from a fear of oncoming traffic that they don't want to get hit by - but they fail to realize there is traffic coming up from behind them and the safest place for them is CENTERED in the left turn lane. Come one people - If I can center a big-rig in between two lines I know you can do it in your car!

#2 You wouldn't believe how often this happens but I don't understand why when I am on the freeway and have my left turn signal on to move over a lane (ie if I find myself in an exit only lane), cars coming up from behind me in my lane pass me on the left only to cut right back in front of me and exit. Do they not understand that if they would just stay put, I would get out of their way and then they could go by me in the right lane as fast as they want and they wouldn't have to switch lanes twice to exit! I swear it happens daily!

You know that you're in Salt Lake City when slow people drive in the middle, people pass on the right, and the cars in the left lane are trying to exit!
That doesn't only happen in SLC. Makes me want get road-rageous... :(" title="" border="0"/>
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Old 09-09-2007, 09:51 PM   #21
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Nico, you riding backwards again, or just not wearing the fanny pack on your fanny?
Ha Ha Ha LOL!

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[quote:n1mnkxpi]P*ssed me off though... had my fanny pack on.... my tire pressure gauge in the pack put a tiny dent in the tank... bummer. &gt
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I wear it in the front...... makes me feel more manly! ;)
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Old 09-09-2007, 09:57 PM   #23
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Well isn't that just ironic! In England the word "fanny" is slang for "a girls front piece"
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Well isn't that just ironic! In England the word "fanny" is slang for "a girls front piece"
Ironic huh? Silver bullet have any special meaning to you???

I can see the camel toe thing coming back again!!!

Like a Brit asking for a fag!!! cigarette
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Nico's CT??
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Old 09-09-2007, 11:04 PM   #28
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There you go again with that CT scan stuff.... MRI's are much more definative...
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camel toe hell thats a full blown moose knuckle
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