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Old 01-10-2013, 04:12 PM   #31
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. . . I got slung out the door of my GMs 1960 Dodge Dart into a grassy ditch in the early 60s. I rolled and was fine. Waited while she turned around to come get me.
OMG, you survived and I bet you were not even wearing a helmet.
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:14 PM   #32
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I didn't start using seat belts until we had kids and used to buckle them in. I figured since they had to wear seatbelts then I would too. My dad used to stuff them inside the seat or remove them altogether.
Rumor has it he only removed the one's where you used to sit!
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:16 PM   #33
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I have to believe that some of our forefathers were forward thinking and had a pulse on the future.

If I could bring Mark Twain back from the dead and parade him around the US, I believe he would probably drool from the strides we've made. I think he would marvel at the fact that one could write a novel without any typed or written pages.

In that same light, I've thought many times how cool it would be to freeze myself and come back in 50-60 years and see where we are in technology, medicine and society in general. Discounting politics... that'll never change.
This has so many opportunities I'm confused and don't know were to begin!
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:20 PM   #34
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This has so many opportunities I'm confused and don't know were to begin!
Your confused, oh great here we go another TC impersonation.
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:50 PM   #35
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I have to believe that some of our forefathers were forward thinking and had a pulse on the future.

If I could bring Mark Twain back from the dead and parade him around the US, I believe he would probably drool from the strides we've made. I think he would marvel at the fact that one could write a novel without any typed or written pages.

In that same light, I've thought many times how cool it would be to freeze myself and come back in 50-60 years and see where we are in technology, medicine and society in general. Discounting politics... that'll never change.
If you need any help with that, just let us know. There's a therapist and a chiropractor out there that would probably give several of us a group discount.
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:54 PM   #36
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I have to believe that some of our forefathers were forward thinking and had a pulse on the future.

If I could bring Mark Twain back from the dead and parade him around the US, I believe he would probably drool from the strides we've made. I think he would marvel at the fact that one could write a novel without any typed or written pages.

In that same light, I've thought many times how cool it would be to freeze myself and come back in 50-60 years and see where we are in technology, medicine and society in general. Discounting politics... that'll never change.
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This has so many opportunities I'm confused and don't know were to begin!
I was thinkin the same thing Brad.
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Old 01-10-2013, 05:42 PM   #37
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Rumor has it he only removed the one's where you used to sit!
Now that I think about it....
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I have to believe that some of our forefathers were forward thinking and had a pulse on the future.

If I could bring Mark Twain back from the dead and parade him around the US, I believe he would probably drool from the strides we've made. I think he would marvel at the fact that one could write a novel without any typed or written pages.

In that same light, I've thought many times how cool it would be to freeze myself and come back in 50-60 years and see where we are in technology, medicine and society in general. Discounting politics... that'll never change.
You will be in good company with Ted Williams.
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This has so many opportunities I'm confused and don't know were to begin!
Well.... take your best shot... ironboard head.
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Well.... take your best shot... ironboard head.
That's FLAT out rude!
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That's FLAT out rude!

Rude, but on point and funny
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Explaining Obama as president would take some real doing. Not to mention our governments being seemingly hellbent on destroying our once great country.

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