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Old 01-10-2012, 07:18 AM   #1
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A Gay man and a black man...



THIS SHOULD OFFEND AT LEAST TWO GROUPS,

THAT HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR ..............................


At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man.

He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man

walked in and sat beside him.


After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words

to the big black man.


Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"


At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked

the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded

to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered

in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.


Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man,
and said, "I've never seen you react like that. "What did he say to you?"


"I don't know," the black man replied.


"Something about a job."





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Old 01-10-2012, 02:29 PM   #2
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was that really necessary?
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:56 PM   #3
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Yes!!



Hey Loafer.. toldja!!!!





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Old 01-11-2012, 02:17 PM   #4
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Please keep your racism and homophobia at home in your trailer.
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Old 01-11-2012, 04:59 PM   #5
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Looks as though you offended one.
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Old 01-11-2012, 05:45 PM   #6
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Quote:
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Looks as though you offended one.



Breaks my bleeding heart!

(He must be gay)




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Old 01-11-2012, 07:02 PM   #7
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I guess you were right.
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:16 PM   #8
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Some people are too easily offended! Get a life.
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Old 01-12-2012, 06:56 PM   #9
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And I thought someone with a moderate degree of intelligence would see what I meant.
Nobody like that here. YOU get a life, dickhead.
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LOL.. PC Gestapo are taking names I'm sure.
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I am sure this post might end up as a closed post.
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Hey Jackag, he's telling you to get a life, and likes cats!!!





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Old 01-12-2012, 08:19 PM   #13
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Quote:
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I am sure this post might end up as a closed post.


Closed post?
Hell, he's just proving a point with some of us!







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I don't remember using that kind of language in my post, funny how we must lower ourselves to post that kind of language to make a point. I,m sorry.
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Perhaps in poor taste to some, but there is a disclaimer about entering here. If your easily offended this may not be the best place to visit sometimes. You are your own censorship control.
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