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10-25-2007, 12:18 PM
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Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions. What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. Why do black widow spiders kill their mates after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him. Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They all already have boyfriends. |
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10-25-2007, 12:22 PM
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lol....was trying to get you back your man card....while I think it takes a REAL MAN to admit the above...I don't know that those other "men" will!
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10-25-2007, 12:26 PM
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ya you guys! take that!
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10-25-2007, 12:36 PM
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Now that's how you wave a towel wolfman!!!!!!
see http://kawanow.proboards77.com/index...ead=1193240735
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10-25-2007, 12:50 PM
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WM, I really hope you didn't want your man card back any time soon. Man hater jokes?
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11-01-2007, 01:01 PM
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11-01-2007, 01:05 PM
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We need to start the revocation process of Wolf's man card immediately!!
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Blowndodge-head is just jealous I dumped him for the Wolf... he'll get over it... ;) |
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