Dissatified - Page 2

Loafer · 08-30-2016, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by cnc

Na, Gerry passed Algerbra but flunked sex Ed class is all.

Norm, I can see spelling wasn't one of your best studies.

I wouldn't say I flunked sex ed, there wasn't a class for it in school.

I admit to making a couple of mistakes, but I was only 12 !! Fortunately there was a pre High School girl that took a liking to me,

that was the best education I had that summer.

**cnc** · 08-30-2016, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Loafer

Norm, I can see spelling wasn't one of your best studies.

I wouldn't say I flunked sex ed, there wasn't a class for it in school.

I admit to making a couple of mistakes, but I was only 12 !! Fortunately there was a pre High School girl that took a liking to me,

that was the best education I had that summer.

Yes I was in the advanced creative spelling class!

**Kawhead** · 08-30-2016, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by cnc

Na, Gerry passed Algerbra but flunked sex Ed class is all.

The teacher gave him a D- so she wouldn't have to see him again next quarter.

Loafer · 08-31-2016, 10:31 AM

This a True Story from the archives of Gerry.

I transferred from 'I'm never going to graduate from this school', to... 'I've got a chance to start over
and I think I can graduate from this school'. That was my 11th grade decision. It was a great decision,
my wife had transferred to the same school 4 months earlier. The Chemistry teacher had heard about
me (I guess), and told me if I would go to the library while my class with him was going on, he would
give me a 'C'. It was a great decision, I got my home work done and he didn't have any worries from me. ???
I graduated, married my Princess, and we have been happy ever since.

**cnc** · 08-31-2016, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Loafer

This a True Story from the archives of Gerry.

I transferred from 'I'm never going to graduate from this school', to... 'I've got a chance to start over
and I think I can graduate from this school'. That was my 11th grade decision. It was a great decision,
my wife had transferred to the same school 4 months earlier. The Chemistry teacher had heard about
me (I guess), and told me if I would go to the library while my class with him was going on, he would
give me a 'C'. It was a great decision, I got my home work done and he didn't have any worries from me. ???
I graduated, married my Princess, and we have been happy ever since.

That's a wonderful story Kermit, I mean Gerry.

**Top Cat** · 08-31-2016, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Loafer

The Chemistry teacher had heard about
me (I guess), and told me if I would go to the library while my class with him was going on, he would
give me a 'C'.

So all you had to do was sit in the library instead of going to chemistry class and he gave you a C

What kind of education is that?

Loafer · 09-01-2016, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Top Cat

So all you had to do was sit in the library instead of going to chemistry class and he gave you a C

What kind of education is that?

It worked fine, I walked into the library and my Princess was sitting there with no one across
from her. I sat down and we started talking, and we haven't stopped yet. It was truly a happening
of fate. The teacher, later on wouldn't let me try out for any sports. I was mad but I also had a
great deal going on. I never looked back and I never had a need for chemistry in any of the jobs I
had. I had an undeserved reputation. My older brother was a real problem, I received a lot of crap
through my younger days because of him.

**Kawhead** · 09-02-2016, 11:08 AM

So, were you like a bookend, or something?

I had a football coach use my ass for Cricket practice for smoking. I didn't cry, from the momentum of the board to my big ass, up my spinal cord stabbing my brain he knocked tears form my tear ducts!!!!

He gave us a choice, three licks or suspension. My brilliant thinking back then lead me to think that this weak feeble old fart is got to be over twenty-five. He couldn't snatch a greasy rope out of a mules ass if he had to.By the sekent swing I was ready renegotiate, but I already heard him grunt and the wind coming off the board and the deal was sealed.

I always thought if I could've survived two more swings I could've been an attorney, or an architect, or an astronaut.

It put me on the right path. A couple years ago they finally put me on the forklift over at the lumber yard.

And gimme my own key to it too!!!!!!!

Loafer · 09-02-2016, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kawhead

So, were you like a bookend, or something?

I had a football coach use my ass for Cricket practice for smoking. I didn't cry, from the momentum of the board to my big ass, up my spinal cord stabbing my brain he knocked tears form my tear ducts!!!!

He gave us a choice, three licks or suspension. My brilliant thinking back then lead me to think that this weak feeble old fart is got to be over twenty-five. He couldn't snatch a greasy rope out of a mules ass if he had to.By the sekent swing I was ready renegotiate, but I already heard him grunt and the wind coming off the board and the deal was sealed.

I always thought if I could've survived two more swings I could've been an attorney, or an architect, or an astronaut.

It put me on the right path. A couple years ago they finally put me on the forklift over at the lumber yard.

And gimme my own key to it too!!!!!!!

I always wanted to drive one of those things.

bladenbullet · 09-02-2016, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by blowndodge

What if you're a math major like me?

then we would assume your youth sucked and youre better off now....

just kidding....

Loafer · 09-03-2016, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by bladenbullet

then we would assume your youth sucked and youre better off now....

just kidding....

Now, That Was Funny!!

08-31-2016, 10:31 AM	#19
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	This a True Story from the archives of Gerry. I transferred from 'I'm never going to graduate from this school', to... 'I've got a chance to start over and I think I can graduate from this school'. That was my 11th grade decision. It was a great decision, my wife had transferred to the same school 4 months earlier. The Chemistry teacher had heard about me (I guess), and told me if I would go to the library while my class with him was going on, he would give me a 'C'. It was a great decision, I got my home work done and he didn't have any worries from me. ??? I graduated, married my Princess, and we have been happy ever since. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

09-02-2016, 11:08 AM	#23
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	So, were you like a bookend, or something? I had a football coach use my ass for Cricket practice for smoking. I didn't cry, from the momentum of the board to my big ass, up my spinal cord stabbing my brain he knocked tears form my tear ducts!!!! He gave us a choice, three licks or suspension. My brilliant thinking back then lead me to think that this weak feeble old fart is got to be over twenty-five. He couldn't snatch a greasy rope out of a mules ass if he had to.By the sekent swing I was ready renegotiate, but I already heard him grunt and the wind coming off the board and the deal was sealed. I always thought if I could've survived two more swings I could've been an attorney, or an architect, or an astronaut. It put me on the right path. A couple years ago they finally put me on the forklift over at the lumber yard. And gimme my own key to it too!!!!!!! __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead