Cell Phone Manners

Loafer · 05-06-2012, 07:07 AM

Cell phone manners - one to remember
You know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to exercise discretion and
think the world needs to know all their business?
When you have enjoyed listening to as much as you can stand you can now have revenge
by making a clever response !!
After a busy day I settled down on the bus. I tried to nap as far as my destination which
was 135 miles away.
Then, this dude sitting near me hauls out his cell phone and starts up:
"Hi darling, it's me, Mark, I'm on the bus - yes, I know it's the 6:30 & not the 4:30 but I had
an important meeting to attend - NO, It was not with that floozy from the office pool - I was
with the boss. No, darling, you're the only one in my life - YES, I'm sure, love you my babe" etc., etc.
This was still going on a half hour later when the young lady sitting on the other side of the
aisle was tired of hearing his personal conversation..and was driven beyond endurance,
so...... She yelled at the top of her voice,
"Hey, Mark, baby, turn that damn phone off and come back to bed!"

**ringadingh** · 05-06-2012, 08:48 AM

Great idea!

ChanelleB · 03-09-2013, 04:45 AM

You had given me a brilliant idea!

It's true that cell phone is one of our needs these days but I guess, we should know how to use it without disturbing anyone. It's obvious that everyone has a phone in his pocket. In fact, it has become practically a right to have a cellular phone. Luckily, you can ensure to keep yours by getting a payday loan and paying the bill if it is more than you expected. It is better to pay the bill than be concerned about having service cut off at any moment. Go further.

**MAS Tequila** · 03-09-2013, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChanelleB

You had given me a brilliant idea!

It's true that cell phone is one of our needs these days but I guess, we should know how to use it without disturbing anyone. It's obvious that everyone has a phone in his pocket. In fact, it has become practically a right to have a cellular phone. Luckily, you can ensure to keep yours by getting a payday loan and paying the bill if it is more than you expected. It is better to pay the bill than be concerned about having service cut off at any moment. Go further.

Hey guys look, someone joined just to post for business.

Get out of our house now.

MT

Loafer · 03-09-2013, 09:34 AM

I saw that this post had been resurected from the hallway to hell.

Loan Shark (pay day loans) suck the money out of our military families,
when a bad decision has been made to do business with them. Most of
their offices are across the street from our military bases. Taking advantage
of the not so smart, military personal.

I'm really sorry that a Loan Shark business would take advantage of my post and this site!

**ringadingh** · 03-09-2013, 09:53 AM

I got rid of my cell phone 3-4 years ago, I don't miss it and I can now buy other stuff with the money I don't have to give them every month.

Old Bear · 03-09-2013, 10:18 AM

Ah, to have seen the look on his face!

As for the poacher, the avatar says it all - oblivious to everything going on, but stays on her backside just the same - ya never know when some poor unsuspecting victim is going to come by ...

jandreu · 03-09-2013, 10:48 AM

Ounce again Gerry you've been used foe someone else's enjoyment

**a340driver** · 03-09-2013, 10:56 AM

The man is working on tougher laws in Canada against driving and cell phone use right now ... to bad they don't have public use penalties .. great response from that woman.

Loafer · 03-09-2013, 05:24 PM

If you have to borrow small amounts of money, 300 - 400 $'s you are in need of a someone helping you start a budget. That way you don't have to borrow money and pay the interest. Stop going to the bars or smoking can save you enough money to pay your bills on time. Using Loan Shark companies is not advised.

**Kawhead** · 03-09-2013, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jandreu

Ounce again Gerry you've been used foe someone else's enjoyment

Yeah, Loafers too niave when it comes to women and every time he succumbs to their fiendish desires, he winds up crying, feeling cheap and eating quart after quart of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream.

I'm glad we stopped it before it got out of hand this time.

Loafer · 03-09-2013, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawhead

Yeah, Loafers too niave when it comes to women and every time he succumbs to their fiendish desires, he winds up crying, feeling cheap and eating quart after quart of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream.

I'm glad we stopped it before it got out of hand this time.

Women are deceitful creatures. Women are deceitful creatures. Women are deceitful creatures.
Women are deceitful creatures. Women are deceitful creatures. Women are deceitful creatures.
Ben & Jerry's plant in Waterbury is 30 miles from here and I have friends
working for them. I have to eat their ice cream, it would be a sin not to.

**Kawhead** · 03-09-2013, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loafer

Women are deceitful creatures. Women are deceitful creatures. Women are deceitful creatures.
Women are deceitful creatures. Women are deceitful creatures. Women are deceitful creatures.
Ben & Jerry's plant in Waterbury is 30 miles from here and I have friends
working for them. I have to eat their ice cream, it would be a sin not to.

How much do your friends have to pay to work there?

Loafer · 03-11-2013, 12:00 PM

Actually they are paid quite well and free ice cream every day!!!

05-06-2012, 07:07 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Cell Phone Manners Cell phone manners - one to remember You know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to exercise discretion and think the world needs to know all their business? When you have enjoyed listening to as much as you can stand you can now have revenge by making a clever response !! After a busy day I settled down on the bus. I tried to nap as far as my destination which was 135 miles away. Then, this dude sitting near me hauls out his cell phone and starts up: "Hi darling, it's me, Mark, I'm on the bus - yes, I know it's the 6:30 & not the 4:30 but I had an important meeting to attend - NO, It was not with that floozy from the office pool - I was with the boss. No, darling, you're the only one in my life - YES, I'm sure, love you my babe" etc., etc. This was still going on a half hour later when the young lady sitting on the other side of the aisle was tired of hearing his personal conversation..and was driven beyond endurance, so...... She yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey, Mark, baby, turn that damn phone off and come back to bed!" __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

05-06-2012, 08:48 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Great idea! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-09-2013, 09:34 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	I saw that this post had been resurected from the hallway to hell. Loan Shark (pay day loans) suck the money out of our military families, when a bad decision has been made to do business with them. Most of their offices are across the street from our military bases. Taking advantage of the not so smart, military personal. I'm really sorry that a Loan Shark business would take advantage of my post and this site! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email] Last edited by Loafer; 03-09-2013 at 09:37 AM.

03-09-2013, 09:53 AM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I got rid of my cell phone 3-4 years ago, I don't miss it and I can now buy other stuff with the money I don't have to give them every month. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-09-2013, 10:18 AM	#7
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,432	Ah, to have seen the look on his face! As for the poacher, the avatar says it all - oblivious to everything going on, but stays on her backside just the same - ya never know when some poor unsuspecting victim is going to come by ... __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

03-09-2013, 04:45 AM	#3
ChanelleB Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: los angeles, ca Posts: 1	You had given me a brilliant idea! It's true that cell phone is one of our needs these days but I guess, we should know how to use it without disturbing anyone. It's obvious that everyone has a phone in his pocket. In fact, it has become practically a right to have a cellular phone. Luckily, you can ensure to keep yours by getting a payday loan and paying the bill if it is more than you expected. It is better to pay the bill than be concerned about having service cut off at any moment. Go further.

03-09-2013, 10:48 AM	#8
jandreu Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Makawao, Hawaii Posts: 1,409	Ounce again Gerry you've been used foe someone else's enjoyment __________________ James Andreu '07 1600 Red/Silver VBA Member #1356 jandreu@hawaiiantel.net

03-09-2013, 10:56 AM	#9
a340driver Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Langley B.C. Posts: 516	The man is working on tougher laws in Canada against driving and cell phone use right now ... to bad they don't have public use penalties .. great response from that woman. __________________ JET-LAG

03-09-2013, 05:24 PM	#10
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	If you have to borrow small amounts of money, 300 - 400 $'s you are in need of a someone helping you start a budget. That way you don't have to borrow money and pay the interest. Stop going to the bars or smoking can save you enough money to pay your bills on time. Using Loan Shark companies is not advised. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

03-11-2013, 12:00 PM	#14
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Actually they are paid quite well and free ice cream every day!!! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]