OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG

dan · 10-07-2007, 05:04 PM

Even I can't believe what happened this afternoon. Riding the really back roads up in the country. I mean one lane roads through the woods. Came around a corner and right in the road stood a small, I think baby pig. I hit the rear brake but hit him just the same. First the front wheel then the rear. I bounced but did not loose it. I was so glad I didn't go down and the pig ran up to a field where there was a bunch of other pigs. So I guess he is alright. Now this is where it gets freaky. I stopped at a gas station about 5 miles from where I hit the pig. My cell phone rings. I have no idea whose number it is but I answer it anyway. All I heard was this farmer cussing and cursing me for hitting his pig. I have no idea who he is. I am sure that he has a shot gun so I will not go back to his little piece of the country... Wierd or What?

nsmorgan · 10-07-2007, 05:30 PM

Glad you're O.K. How did he get your cell number?

dan · 10-07-2007, 05:44 PM

OH, I am so glad you asked that question........ The only thing I can fiqure is........................
,,,,.............THE PIG MUST HAVE SQUEALED...............

jeffm · 10-07-2007, 05:50 PM

I need to know what road that was. I don't want that farmer waiting for just any motorcycle to come through there. :)

dogdoc · 10-07-2007, 05:51 PM

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, CUTE STORY, BUT WEIRD. I NEARLY HIT A COLLIE DOG YESTERDAY I WAS RIDING AROUND A BLOCK STREET AND A DOG CAME OUT TRYING TO BITE MY FRONT TIRE AND I THOUGHT HERE GOES I AM GOING TO HIT HIM BUT I WAS ABLE TO HOLLER AND AVOID HIM SOMEHOW. A LITTLE SCAREY TO SAY THE LEAST.

unwind2 · 10-07-2007, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Glad you're O.K. How did he get your cell number?

::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;)

**Idaho** · 10-07-2007, 09:06 PM

Quote:

OH, I am so glad you asked that question........ The only thing I can fiqure is........................
,,,,.............THE PIG MUST HAVE SQUEALED...............

Your a good fisherman, threw out the bait, hooked him and reeled him in.

10-07-2007, 09:08 PM

That was a real good one!

jayc · 10-07-2007, 10:44 PM

Ran over a chipmunk two days ago. At first it looked like a leaf blowing across the road, I slowed up a bit. Looked like he was gonna make it, then he stopped. Yup, crunched when the front wheel went over him. I felt kinda bad.

Scoot · 10-08-2007, 10:28 AM

Quote:

OH, I am so glad you asked that question........ The only thing I can fiqure is........................
,,,,.............THE PIG MUST HAVE SQUEALED...............

<marquee>ROTFLMAO</marquee>

socwkbiker · 10-08-2007, 12:45 PM

That's too funny!

socwkbiker · 10-08-2007, 01:37 PM

dan · 10-08-2007, 03:35 PM

Me on the way home. Farmer said pig died. I gotta eat it.

beezer · 10-08-2007, 05:29 PM

LOL

10-08-2007, 09:21 PM

That's good!

10-07-2007, 05:04 PM	#1
dan Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alton, IL Posts: 174	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG Even I can't believe what happened this afternoon. Riding the really back roads up in the country. I mean one lane roads through the woods. Came around a corner and right in the road stood a small, I think baby pig. I hit the rear brake but hit him just the same. First the front wheel then the rear. I bounced but did not loose it. I was so glad I didn't go down and the pig ran up to a field where there was a bunch of other pigs. So I guess he is alright. Now this is where it gets freaky. I stopped at a gas station about 5 miles from where I hit the pig. My cell phone rings. I have no idea whose number it is but I answer it anyway. All I heard was this farmer cussing and cursing me for hitting his pig. I have no idea who he is. I am sure that he has a shot gun so I will not go back to his little piece of the country... Wierd or What? Login or Register to Remove Ads
	0

10-07-2007, 05:30 PM	#2
nsmorgan Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sherman, Texas Posts: 43	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG Glad you're O.K. How did he get your cell number?
	0

10-07-2007, 05:44 PM	#3
dan Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alton, IL Posts: 174	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG OH, I am so glad you asked that question........ The only thing I can fiqure is........................ ,,,,.............THE PIG MUST HAVE SQUEALED...............
	0

10-07-2007, 05:50 PM	#4
jeffm Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: brighton il. Posts: 146	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG I need to know what road that was. I don't want that farmer waiting for just any motorcycle to come through there. :)
	0

10-07-2007, 05:51 PM	#5
dogdoc Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,263	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, CUTE STORY, BUT WEIRD. I NEARLY HIT A COLLIE DOG YESTERDAY I WAS RIDING AROUND A BLOCK STREET AND A DOG CAME OUT TRYING TO BITE MY FRONT TIRE AND I THOUGHT HERE GOES I AM GOING TO HIT HIM BUT I WAS ABLE TO HOLLER AND AVOID HIM SOMEHOW. A LITTLE SCAREY TO SAY THE LEAST. Login or Register to Remove Ads
	0

10-07-2007, 09:08 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG That was a real good one!
	0

10-07-2007, 10:44 PM	#9
jayc Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bristol, CT Posts: 523	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG Ran over a chipmunk two days ago. At first it looked like a leaf blowing across the road, I slowed up a bit. Looked like he was gonna make it, then he stopped. Yup, crunched when the front wheel went over him. I felt kinda bad. __________________ 2005 Black/Silver Nomad "Kaw Cow" (sold) 2012 Candy Lime Green Vaquero the "Hulk" 2007 Road King Peace Makers LEMC
	0

10-08-2007, 12:45 PM	#11
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG That's too funny! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD
	0

10-08-2007, 01:37 PM	#12
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD
	0

10-08-2007, 03:35 PM	#13
dan Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alton, IL Posts: 174	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG Me on the way home. Farmer said pig died. I gotta eat it.
	0

10-08-2007, 05:29 PM	#14
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG LOL __________________ 2012 FLHTK
	0

10-08-2007, 09:21 PM	#15
Guest Posts: n/a	OH MY GOD, HIT A PIG That's good!
	0

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Plant a pig	wompus	Off-Topic	3	02-10-2011 07:12 PM
Farmhand and the Pig	AlabamaNomadRider	Lighter Side/Jokes	1	01-03-2011 10:55 PM
A Talking Pig	rooster1	Lighter Side/Jokes	2	07-23-2009 12:07 AM
Boudreaux and the Pig	bear	Lighter Side/Jokes	6	07-13-2008 10:06 PM
Two Pig Farmer's	jmorrow	Lighter Side/Jokes	6	04-08-2008 10:15 PM