In Association with VBA Web : Memorial | Merchandise



Important Info : Please Read!
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks!



Go Back   Vulcan Bagger Forums > General > Off-Topic > Lighter Side/Jokes
Register FAQ Upgrade Membership Community Calendar Today's Posts Search
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 11-26-2007, 05:36 PM   #1
Yellow Jacket   Yellow Jacket is offline
Top Contributor
 
Yellow Jacket's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Fayetteville, Georgia
Posts: 5,792
Order off the menu!

A crusty old biker walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive woman serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'

The old biker replies, 'Well then wash your f*cking hands and give me a cheeseburger!'
__________________



Bob
KawaNOW/VBA 210
Green/Silver 2006
Patriot Guard Riders 2009
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Antlers Rally Menu nightmare SouthCentral Group 24 09-25-2011 05:34 PM
Talimena Rally Barbeque Menu nightmare SouthCentral Group 23 09-28-2010 09:21 PM
Cannibal Menu AlabamaNomadRider Lighter Side/Jokes 0 03-17-2010 12:51 AM
New breakfast item on the menu pick187 Lighter Side/Jokes 1 02-25-2009 06:25 PM
Don't forget the menu bar at top...... trip Vulcan Nomad/Vaquero/Voyager 6 12-22-2008 09:23 PM

In Association with VBA Web Join VBA Web Now!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:49 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.