Old Ladies

**jmorrow** · 11-14-2008, 05:59 PM

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" ::)

fish · 11-14-2008, 06:02 PM

I'm going to the beach to get a job as a lifesaver

paul · 11-14-2008, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fish

I'm going to the beach to get a job as a lifesaver

Hold on, I'll get my suit and join you.

**ringadingh** · 11-15-2008, 09:51 AM

Yellow Jacket · 11-15-2008, 04:52 PM

Gee guys! Are you that hard up? Hee Hee Hee Hee

11-14-2008, 05:59 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Old Ladies Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" ::) __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

11-14-2008, 06:02 PM	#2
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Old Ladies I'm going to the beach to get a job as a lifesaver __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

11-15-2008, 09:51 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Old Ladies __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-15-2008, 04:52 PM	#5
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Old Ladies Gee guys! Are you that hard up? Hee Hee Hee Hee __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

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