Heard this today

phenrichs · 09-05-2008, 03:42 PM

Was in line at the DMV this morning and a guy told me this joke:

A rich man was dying and was trying to figure out a way to take it with him. He asked three friends for a favor. He gave $150,000 to his priest, his lawyer, and his gardner and asked them to place the money in his coffin when he dies.
So the guy dies and at the funeral each of the friends places an envelope in the casket and says goodbye. Afterward they go to lunch and are reminiscing when the priest sighs and says, "I have a confession. The church has been in trouble and I spent $50,000 of the money to keep the church open." The gardner then says, "Oh thank you. I felt so bad because I have spent some too, about $50,000." The lawyer pipes up and says, "Shame on you both. I can't believe you spent the money. I wrote a check for the full $150,000."

ridemslow · 09-05-2008, 07:19 PM

Think he'll cash in? His bank might not honor it, or maybe wrong account?

**ringadingh** · 09-05-2008, 09:36 PM

Good one.

dakals · 09-05-2008, 09:40 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

mmartin · 09-05-2008, 09:42 PM

A lawyers always get there cut first

09-05-2008, 03:42 PM	#1
phenrichs Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 2,498	Heard this today Was in line at the DMV this morning and a guy told me this joke: A rich man was dying and was trying to figure out a way to take it with him. He asked three friends for a favor. He gave $150,000 to his priest, his lawyer, and his gardner and asked them to place the money in his coffin when he dies. So the guy dies and at the funeral each of the friends places an envelope in the casket and says goodbye. Afterward they go to lunch and are reminiscing when the priest sighs and says, "I have a confession. The church has been in trouble and I spent $50,000 of the money to keep the church open." The gardner then says, "Oh thank you. I felt so bad because I have spent some too, about $50,000." The lawyer pipes up and says, "Shame on you both. I can't believe you spent the money. I wrote a check for the full $150,000."

09-05-2008, 07:19 PM	#2
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Heard this today Think he'll cash in? His bank might not honor it, or maybe wrong account? __________________

09-05-2008, 09:36 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Heard this today Good one. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-05-2008, 09:40 PM	#4
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Heard this today LMAO!!!!!!!!!

09-05-2008, 09:42 PM	#5
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Heard this today A lawyers always get there cut first

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