3 kids fishing

lw · 07-24-2009, 11:09 PM

Barak Obama was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland.'

Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special airplane.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Jordan shoes.'

Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'

The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'

Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning.'

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-25-2009, 01:13 AM

Good one.

**ringadingh** · 07-26-2009, 09:05 PM

The kid plans for the future.

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-26-2009, 10:42 PM

**jmorrow** · 07-27-2009, 02:04 PM

**coacha** · 07-28-2009, 02:27 PM

It better not have been my son! Little bastard, I'll ring his neck! LOL!

07-24-2009, 11:09 PM	#1
lw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pasadena, Texas Posts: 2,117	3 kids fishing Barak Obama was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland.' Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special airplane.' The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Jordan shoes.' Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!' The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!' Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.' The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning.'

07-25-2009, 01:13 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	3 kids fishing Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

07-26-2009, 09:05 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	3 kids fishing The kid plans for the future. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-26-2009, 10:42 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	3 kids fishing __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

07-27-2009, 02:04 PM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	3 kids fishing __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-28-2009, 02:27 PM	#6
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	3 kids fishing It better not have been my son! Little bastard, I'll ring his neck! LOL! __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD

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