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Old 03-07-2017, 11:02 AM   #1
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Very brave man jokes

If a re-post, sorry, but still too funny !


VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---

1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

6 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

11 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

13 - Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun
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Old 03-07-2017, 11:45 AM   #2
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FUNNY- but some are brutal whooo!
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:23 PM   #3
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Theres even some fact behind some of them......
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Old 03-07-2017, 01:44 PM   #4
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Yes, there are some that I wouldn't share with my wife.
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Old 03-07-2017, 06:42 PM   #5
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Those are good, some of them I've already used on my wife!
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