Wife Won't Shut Up

Loafer · 04-20-2012, 09:01 AM

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What’s the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

**ringadingh** · 04-20-2012, 10:11 AM

Stump · 04-20-2012, 11:26 AM

Go figure, sounds just like a wife.

**markclark57** · 04-20-2012, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Stump

Go figure, sounds just like a wife.

more like an Ex-wife . . .

**canedriver** · 04-20-2012, 03:21 PM

Breaking news update...

A woman died during a traffic stop today on a random highway. Trooper states during the course of a traffic stop she slipped and fell onto her husbands foot with her ass. She is survived by a grateful husband and unknown number of children.

Loafer · 04-20-2012, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canedriver

Breaking news update...

A woman died during a traffic stop today on a random highway. Trooper states during the course of a traffic stop she slipped and fell onto her husbands foot with her ass. She is survived by a grateful husband and unknown number of children.

dmyers · 04-20-2012, 07:54 PM

04-20-2012, 09:01 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Wife Won't Shut Up A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he’s drunk. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

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04-20-2012, 11:26 AM	#3
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04-20-2012, 03:21 PM	#5
canedriver Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 632	Breaking news update... A woman died during a traffic stop today on a random highway. Trooper states during the course of a traffic stop she slipped and fell onto her husbands foot with her ass. She is survived by a grateful husband and unknown number of children.