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Old 01-24-2008, 10:53 PM   #1
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Larry's in Room 223

Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking ?" she said, shaking her head in disgust.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 223 at Riverside Methodist Hospital
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Old 01-24-2008, 11:12 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Good one Scoot!!
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Old 01-25-2008, 10:52 AM   #4
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Now what kind of wife is that? She should jump at the chance. Right? Right?
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I love it Scoot....love it!
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That's a good one!
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Now what kind of wife is that? She should jump at the chance. Right? Right?
Right, right, you're bloody well right!
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:28 PM   #9
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Too funny.
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