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Old 06-27-2009, 09:44 PM   #1
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1. Teaching Math In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1960s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20... What do you think of this way of ma king a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok.)

6. Teaching Math In 2009

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cua
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That would be funny if it weren't true! :(
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Old 06-28-2009, 09:31 AM   #4
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+1 there. And the 90's method still holds true today too.. ::)
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That would be funny if it weren't true! :(
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Sad but true
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Amen from Arizona.
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If I understood that last line I could talk to the people in line at my post office.
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:14 PM   #9
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I went to Los Angeles for a week. While there I ate at a Mexican restaurant run by Chinese, a Chinese restaurant run by Mexicans, an Italian restaurant run by Greeks, and a barbecue restaurant run by Indians!! Nothing is a surprise any more.
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So very true.
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