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Old 09-16-2007, 08:13 AM   #1
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I am writing to say thank you for my local Kmart and for the Sears tools, they carry. What excellent products you have, and at reasonable prices. For instance, Tide. I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring late husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative from my local Kmart, so close to my house, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

Your tool selection is quite extensive, and the helpful salesman told me the Sears Craftsman chainsaw was easy to use, and wouldn't kick back when cutting through dense objects. He was right!

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great products, at great stores.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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