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Old 02-25-2008, 02:45 PM   #1
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HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning on my way to the train.

So, there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car, and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

And that's when the fight started your Honor!.
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Old 02-25-2008, 03:01 PM   #2
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I almost laughed at that but honestly... you came up a little SHORT ! ! ! !
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Old 02-25-2008, 03:37 PM   #3
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All right Matt, go ahead and bring the new keyboard and monitor with you to Palestine.
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An oldie but a goodie..

Q: WHat do your get when you cross a midget with a prosititute?


A: A tiny little f*cker.

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good one 2bez.
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Old 02-25-2008, 08:32 PM   #6
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Now that's just flat out.....FUNNY!
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A: A tiny little f*cker.
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Old 02-25-2008, 09:37 PM   #7
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[quote:lpl3yeg7]An oldie but a goodie..

Q: WHat do your get when you cross a midget with a prosititute?


A: A tiny little f*cker.
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