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Old 03-09-2010, 08:47 AM   #1
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been married too long?


Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'





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Now I hadn't thought of checking that.
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Sure it does, just not as much as the other option!!
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