In the beginning

RVTraveling · 01-29-2015, 11:15 PM

In the beginning, God made a man and named him Adam. After God observed the man for a few days, he decided Adam needed a partner so in the cool of the evening, God went down to the garden to discuss the situation with Adam. "Adam," says God, "I think you need some help down here so I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you a woman, she will be beautiful, will cook and clean and her every thought will be about helping and pleasing you in every way.

Adam said "That sounds wonderful, but I would like to know what it is going to cost me for such perfection?"

God said, "Such perfection does not come cheap, it's going to cost you an arm and a leg"

Adam ask, "What can I get for a rib?

paul · 01-29-2015, 11:47 PM

OK, first, I LMAO when I read that. Next, send me $20.00 or I'm telling your wife.

**ringadingh** · 01-30-2015, 12:29 AM

I guess an arm and leg would have been a bargain in the end...

OldSchool · 01-30-2015, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by RVTraveling

In the beginning, God made a man and named him Adam. After God observed the man for a few days, he decided Adam needed a partner so in the cool of the evening, God went down to the garden to discuss the situation with Adam. "Adam," says God, "I think you need some help down here so I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you a woman, she will be beautiful, will cook and clean and her every thought will be about helping and pleasing you in every way.

Adam said "That sounds wonderful, but I would like to know what it is going to cost me for such perfection?"

God said, "Such perfection does not come cheap, it's going to cost you an arm and a leg"

Adam ask, "What can I get for a rib?

This is a terrible joke, very demeaning to womanhood..... okay, sorry she left the room, was watching me type.

paul · 01-30-2015, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ringadingh

I guess an arm and leg would have been a bargain in the end...

You know........now that I think about it...........

The Black Knight · 01-30-2015, 05:18 PM

01-29-2015, 11:15 PM	#1
RVTraveling Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Dallas Tx Posts: 77	In the beginning In the beginning, God made a man and named him Adam. After God observed the man for a few days, he decided Adam needed a partner so in the cool of the evening, God went down to the garden to discuss the situation with Adam. "Adam," says God, "I think you need some help down here so I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you a woman, she will be beautiful, will cook and clean and her every thought will be about helping and pleasing you in every way. Adam said "That sounds wonderful, but I would like to know what it is going to cost me for such perfection?" God said, "Such perfection does not come cheap, it's going to cost you an arm and a leg" Adam ask, "What can I get for a rib? __________________ Ken 2006 Nomad 1600 Dobeck TFI, Chuckster intake, stock exhaust, coasters VBA #02973 _______________ If life gives you lemons, add gin and tonic!

01-29-2015, 11:47 PM	#2
paul Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: magnolia, tx Posts: 1,500	OK, first, I LMAO when I read that. Next, send me $20.00 or I'm telling your wife. __________________ The beatings will stop when morale improves.

01-30-2015, 12:29 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I guess an arm and leg would have been a bargain in the end... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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