Confused Immigrant

**Cajunrider** · 07-30-2011, 01:27 PM

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

jesse · 07-30-2011, 02:25 PM

It's starting to effect our younger generation too. Socialism here we come, full speed ahead!

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**ringadingh** · 07-30-2011, 02:42 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-01-2011, 03:45 AM

Sounds about right to me.

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-01-2011, 03:45 AM

Sounds about right to me.

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-01-2011, 03:45 AM

Sounds about right to me.

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-01-2011, 03:45 AM

Sounds about right to me.

**BudMan** · 08-01-2011, 07:37 AM

07-30-2011, 01:27 PM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Confused Immigrant A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America." The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American." He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work." __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

07-30-2011, 02:25 PM	#2
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	Confused Immigrant It's starting to effect our younger generation too. Socialism here we come, full speed ahead! :(" title="" border="0"/> __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

07-30-2011, 02:42 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Confused Immigrant __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-01-2011, 03:45 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Confused Immigrant Sounds about right to me. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-01-2011, 03:45 AM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Confused Immigrant Sounds about right to me. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-01-2011, 07:37 AM	#8
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Confused Immigrant __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

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