California vs. Texas

Demolition Man · 02-27-2017, 02:42 PM

Found on another forum :

California

* The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

* The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

* He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

* He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing for diseases.

* The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 under Osamabama care getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

* The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $300,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

* The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

* The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

* The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for coyotes.

* PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

TEXAS

* The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and...

* The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

* The buzzards come and eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

**JD Hog** · 02-27-2017, 03:49 PM

That is so true

Kap · 02-27-2017, 07:08 PM

Living in California I have to say that I am totally offended by these bias remarks and plan to bring legal actions against the original poster.

Having spent most of my live in the South, with cousins and my daughter's family living in Texas, I have to laugh my butt off because this is SOOOOO true!!!

Great one Demolition Man....

Loafer · 02-28-2017, 11:59 AM

Jerry Brown is crazy, the people of Ca. are insane to elect him a second time around.

**JD Hog** · 02-28-2017, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loafer

Jerry Brown is crazy, the people of Ca. are insane to elect him a second time around.

The few of us sane people are way outnumbered here in Kalifornia

**ringadingh** · 02-28-2017, 01:03 PM

I like the Texas way of thinking!

Scootergptx · 03-01-2017, 09:46 AM

rick6375 · 03-03-2017, 09:24 AM

Sounds reasonable.

ZXryder · 03-03-2017, 10:00 PM

Works for me...make sense..LOL

02-27-2017, 02:42 PM	#1
Demolition Man Member Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Hannover, Germany Posts: 380	California vs. Texas Found on another forum : California * The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. * The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. * He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. * He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing for diseases. * The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 under Osamabama care getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. * The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $300,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. * The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. * The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. * The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for coyotes. * PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state. TEXAS * The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and... * The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. * The buzzards come and eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not. __________________ "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb." - Benjamin Franklin MY LIFE - MY RULES ! 2018 Indian Roadmaster

02-27-2017, 03:49 PM	#2
JD Hog Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Placerville, CA Posts: 2,945	That is so true __________________ Jim Diebolt 2015 Vulcan 1700 Voyager ABS The Black Kaw 2005 Vulcan Nomad Sold 2006 Honda 1800 VTX (Freebie) Sold 2008 Harley Ultra Classic Sold 2001 Harley Ultra Classic Sold Hangtown, Kalifornia VBA #2625

02-27-2017, 07:08 PM	#3
Kap Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Southern California Posts: 48	Living in California I have to say that I am totally offended by these bias remarks and plan to bring legal actions against the original poster. Having spent most of my live in the South, with cousins and my daughter's family living in Texas, I have to laugh my butt off because this is SOOOOO true!!! Great one Demolition Man.... __________________ Kap 2010 1700 Classic LT ("Red") Friends tell me I need to get in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?

02-28-2017, 11:59 AM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Jerry Brown is crazy, the people of Ca. are insane to elect him a second time around. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

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rick6375 Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: New Castle, In. Posts: 365	Sounds reasonable. __________________ 2005 800 Classic 2012 Voyager ABS

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ZXryder Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Wilmington NC Posts: 14	Works for me...make sense..LOL