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Old 02-24-2017, 10:43 AM   #1
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Smile VFW - Babe Makes Her Move
I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cost me 6 stitches,but...
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That is awesome.. and I think I know that guy....
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