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03-03-2017, 10:44 PM
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Cover Him Up
Bikers wife had an aunt die and left her some money. He receives a new boat, a Harley, 4X4 truck, and the list goes on. He is loving his wife. Thank you girl! He decide to head to Sturgis but on his old Panhead. Made it to the rally but has trouble with the Pan so he heads home a few days early. Didn't bother to call the misses as he wanted to surprise her. Made it back to the hometown city limits late at night and the bike dies. He calls a cab. As they pull up to his home, the lights are out and there is a Mercedes in the drive. He tells the cabby he'll give him a extra hundred if he'll come in to be a witness to any thing that may be going on. Quietly, they go into the house and up the stairs to the bedroom. Opens the door, turns on the lights and sure nough the wife is snuggled to a pretty city boy. Biker grabs a gun from his vest, points it at the boyfriend. The wife yells "wait, please!" She said you know the boat, he bought it for you so we could have time together while you go fishing. The Harley, so you could go on long rides and we could have time. All that stuff you got was from him! Biker looks at the cabby and said what would you do if it were you standing here? Cabby said "cover that son bitch up so he don't catch a cold"!
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03-03-2017, 11:11 PM
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Sounds like a great deal to me.....
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03-04-2017, 03:40 AM
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Depends on the wife.
Would be 50:50 chance to live or both die. Cu, Sven
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03-04-2017, 10:23 AM
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....and give him a cigarette
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03-04-2017, 06:17 PM
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