Michael Jackson

pick187 · 06-26-2009, 12:33 PM

Breaking News! CNN is reporting that Officials have found the cause of death of Michael Jackson. I guess it was food poison, he ate twelve year old nuts.

Officials are planning on cremating Jackson remains. Since he is mostly plastic they are going to melt him down into legos so the little kids can play with him.

The news is reporting that the world morns his death? Really????? The world lost a child molester yesterday and we morn?

What does Walmart and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have little boys clothing half off.

How do you know it is bed time at Michael Jackon's house? The big hand touches the little.

**ringadingh** · 06-26-2009, 02:44 PM

vidornomad · 06-26-2009, 03:10 PM

Good one.

rooster1 · 06-26-2009, 05:14 PM

tkd · 06-29-2009, 11:34 AM

Do you know what the worst stain to get out of kid's underwear is?..........Michael Jackson's makeup.

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-28-2009, 11:37 PM

06-26-2009, 12:33 PM	#1
pick187 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Midwest Posts: 343	Michael Jackson Breaking News! CNN is reporting that Officials have found the cause of death of Michael Jackson. I guess it was food poison, he ate twelve year old nuts. Officials are planning on cremating Jackson remains. Since he is mostly plastic they are going to melt him down into legos so the little kids can play with him. The news is reporting that the world morns his death? Really????? The world lost a child molester yesterday and we morn? What does Walmart and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have little boys clothing half off. How do you know it is bed time at Michael Jackon's house? The big hand touches the little.

06-26-2009, 02:44 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Michael Jackson __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-26-2009, 03:10 PM	#3
vidornomad Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vidor, Texas Posts: 346	Michael Jackson Good one.

06-26-2009, 05:14 PM	#4
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Michael Jackson

06-29-2009, 11:34 AM	#5
tkd Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Elk River, MN (twin cities) Posts: 271	Michael Jackson Do you know what the worst stain to get out of kid's underwear is?..........Michael Jackson's makeup.

07-28-2009, 11:37 PM	#6
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