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04-12-2017, 08:37 AM | #1 |
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Understanding Directions
1property1 posted this one in with the comments of my video. I think
it deserves it's own posting, so others can enjoy it, here it is. Sometimes Seniors don't Understand Directions. This is why you (a Senior?) should listen to your Doctors instructions. I went to my nearby Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter. The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me? Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along. He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, now, does that taste sweet to you?” The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!” I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!” I can never go back to that Pharmacy, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there anymore!
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04-14-2017, 08:55 PM | #3 |
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Awesome!
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Seniors and kids. Expect anything because they dont care what you think. Love it!
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