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11-05-2010, 12:22 PM | #1 |
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Day Before Thanksgiving
The day before Thanksgiving this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to his wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits."
She wasn't about to be outdone and said, "Well you have a crooked dick, you bastard." Well, the little boy heard every word they said. After they got done fighting, he went up to the mom and asked her what bitches and bastards were. She told him that they were people. Then he asked what crooked dicks and floppy tits were. She told him that they were coats and hats. The little boy accepted both answers and went on his way. The next day, they were getting ready for a huge feast with friends and family. The little boy went up stairs where his dad was shaving. The dad cut himself and said "sh*t!" Well once again, the boy started asking questions and asked what 'sh*t' was. The father told him that it was "shaving cream". The boy accepted this answer and went downstairs were his mom was stuffing a turkey. When the mom cut herself with a knife, she said "f**k!" The boy once again asked what 'f**k' was. She told him that it was "stuffing". About that time, the door bell rang. When the little boy went to answer the door, it was his grandparents. Upon opening the door, the little boy said: "Hi bitches and bastards. Let me take your crooked dicks and floppy tits for you. Dad's upstairs putting sh*t on his face and mom's in the kitchen f**king the turkey." |
11-05-2010, 01:23 PM | #2 |
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Day Before Thanksgiving
I hate when that happens.
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11-05-2010, 03:14 PM | #3 |
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Day Before Thanksgiving
I'll bet his grandparents are proud.
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11-05-2010, 05:41 PM | #4 |
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Day Before Thanksgiving
Out of the mouths of babes...
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11-05-2010, 10:38 PM | #5 |
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Day Before Thanksgiving
Good one!
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