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Old 03-22-2010, 09:46 PM   #1
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SPELLING BEE CHAMP



My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who jus got a award for bein the bess speler in class.



I gots a 67% on the spelin text and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringin drugs to class, 5 points for not bringin guns to class, and 5 points for not gettin pregnut during the cemester.



It be hard to beat a score of 120%. White dude who sit nex to me is McGee from Jaxon Mizipy. He got a 94% on the text but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago.



Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberuls for suportin afermative axion. You be showin da way to true eqwallity.



I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Barrac take over da healfcare in dis cuntry.

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Old 03-22-2010, 10:31 PM   #2
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Iffen dat wernt troo, it wud be funy!
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You are so right Bob.
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