Nomad Trials game Picture of the Day

[dantama]

I've been looking for a good jump this winter, couldn't find one, so this will have to do.

did you bottom out??..............crazy sob

[audiogooroo]

Just reaffirming my note to self...Do NOT let Dan ride my Nomad!!! :)

Now I see why you have owned so many of them Dan. <G>

i want to see one of these

[socwkbiker]

I want to see that too WM, but not with Dan on my bike!

[Todd]

Pretty good except you forgot about the passenger backrest on your picture...and the tires are still flat on the bottom.

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[davidjones1]

Dan you are a crazy,

[kawgirl]

I'm with you Audio. I'm making the same note to myself.

So Dan, are you coming to the Eastern Rally to show us how to do that in the hills of W Va?

[dantama]

Pretty good except you forgot about the passenger backrest on your picture...and the tires are still flat on the bottom.

:)

Come now, it takes longer to post the video on youtube than it would take to fake the picture. But I'm uploading it.

The backrest is off because I'm building a rack for a trunk :)

Wolfman, with a steep enough hill I could wheelie it ;)

[dantama]

Video proof it's not a fake photo ;)

[Todd]

OK.....I'll believe you did it........then say nuthin' at all.

[Idaho]

My only question is "why?"

[tomk]

I've been looking for a good jump this winter, couldn't find one, so this will have to do.

Wow Dan! You're our Safety Guy?

[socwkbiker]

But he's wearing appropriate safety gear so I guess he's being safe. lol

[Todd]

My only question is "why?"

LOL....

Kinda reminds me of that old joke about SWB....



Everybody is gathered around the preacher who has just finished his sermon on confession of your sins....

So the first member of the congregation to speak up, a little gray-haired old lady says, "Oh praise the Lord, brothers and sisters. For years I have held within me a deep guilt. As a young woman, I cheated on my husband for years and he never found out. I committed adultry, and I was untruthful and deceitful, but I know God will forgive me, because I have found the Lord!"

The preacher beams at her from the pulpit and says, "Oh yes, sister! Tell it, for by confessing you are forgiven! Amen."

Then an old man stands up, walks down the aisle and turns to face the entire congregation. "I succumbed to the Devil's sin of gambling. My family never knew that I made far more money than I told them but most of it went to horse-racing and poker. Many nights my children would go to bed hungry and crying. Many Christmases Santa passed by our house, all because of my sinful ways. But I know I will see my family in Heaven and we will rejoice together, because I have been saved!"

Now the preacher can't contain himself. He comes down from the pulpit and embraces the old man saying, "You truly have found the Lord Brother. Tell it Brother. Tell it like it is - Praise God!"

After a few more confessions the preacher's level of religious fervor is surpassed only by the members of the congregation. From far back in the seats SWB rises up and begins, "I am a married man. I have a fine family and am a respected member of the community. We all now live on a beautiful farm in the mountains overlooking this valley. But for years I've been burdened by strange sexual wants and now I've taken to acting on them."

"TELL IT, BROTHER!" cries the preacher, "TELL IT."

For the last few months now, at least every other night I sneak out of the house when everyone else is asleep dressed up in my wife's nightgown. I go out to the barn and read pornographic magazines about homosexual acts with amputees and midgets until I get so aroused that I have sex with whatever sheep, cow, or horse happens to be in the barn."

The preacher stops, straightens his tie and says "Damm, I don't believe I'd a tol' that, brother."