A Knock on the door !

recumbentbob · 02-01-2011, 05:19 PM

There was a knock on the door.

I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said, "I'm a Jehovah's Witness".

I said, "Come in and sit down. What do you want to talk about?"

"I don't know," he said. "I've never gotten this far before."

**ringadingh** · 02-01-2011, 07:59 PM

Probably truer than you think.

Stump · 02-01-2011, 08:47 PM

::) ::)

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-02-2011, 12:41 AM

I usually tell them I'm busy.

Loafer · 02-02-2011, 12:35 PM

I invite them in for lemonade. Then I tell them how I have lived in this neighborhood for 35 years. How there is someone from their church that stops by twice a year. How I've been nice and offered them a cool drink on a hot day. How I've asked them to never cast their shadow on my doorstep again. How nice it would be if we had never met. How nice if would be if they were to leave and never return. Works for me...

02-01-2011, 05:19 PM	#1
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	A Knock on the door ! There was a knock on the door. I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said, "I'm a Jehovah's Witness". I said, "Come in and sit down. What do you want to talk about?" "I don't know," he said. "I've never gotten this far before." __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

02-01-2011, 07:59 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	A Knock on the door ! Probably truer than you think. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-01-2011, 08:47 PM	#3
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	A Knock on the door ! ::) ::) __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

02-02-2011, 12:41 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	A Knock on the door ! I usually tell them I'm busy. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-02-2011, 12:35 PM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	A Knock on the door ! I invite them in for lemonade. Then I tell them how I have lived in this neighborhood for 35 years. How there is someone from their church that stops by twice a year. How I've been nice and offered them a cool drink on a hot day. How I've asked them to never cast their shadow on my doorstep again. How nice it would be if we had never met. How nice if would be if they were to leave and never return. Works for me... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

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