The Newlyweds

Yellow Jacket · 03-28-2008, 08:11 PM

Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks His mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

**ringadingh** · 03-28-2008, 08:21 PM

LOL that was funny!

beezer · 03-28-2008, 08:29 PM

**jmorrow** · 03-28-2008, 09:53 PM

Ouch!

BandC · 03-29-2008, 01:40 PM

LOL!! :)

03-30-2008, 03:14 PM

Sicko

jussmatt · 03-30-2008, 06:42 PM

That'll leave a mark!!! LOL!

socwkbiker · 03-31-2008, 10:18 PM

LMAO!!! Oh! That's gonna hurt!

03-28-2008, 08:11 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	The Newlyweds Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks His mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.” Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

03-28-2008, 08:21 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Newlyweds LOL that was funny! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-28-2008, 08:29 PM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	The Newlyweds __________________ 2012 FLHTK

03-28-2008, 09:53 PM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The Newlyweds Ouch! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

03-29-2008, 01:40 PM	#5
BandC Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Iron Range, Northern Minnesota Posts: 2,288	The Newlyweds LOL!! :) __________________ 2005 Blk/Silver Nomad (Sold) VBA #00671

03-30-2008, 03:14 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	The Newlyweds Sicko

03-30-2008, 06:42 PM	#7
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	The Newlyweds That'll leave a mark!!! LOL!

03-31-2008, 10:18 PM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	The Newlyweds LMAO!!! Oh! That's gonna hurt! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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