The Gambler

Yellow Jacket · 11-26-2007, 05:59 PM

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Ken accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Ron's wife Sue wasn't wearing any panties under her dress.
Shocked by this, Ken upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Ken went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Ron's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Ken courageously admitted that, well indeed he did.

She said, "Well, you can have it, but I need a new leather jacket and set of chaps, which my husband won't buy for me, so it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Ken confirms that he is interested.

She tells him that since her husband Ron works Friday afternoons and Ken doesn't, Ken should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Ken rode over to Ron's house at 2 p.m. sharp, and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Ken quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Ron came home from work at 6 p.m. just as Sue was heading to the store to purchase her new jacket and chaps.

Upon entering the house, Ron sked his wife abruptly. "Did Ken come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Ron, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Ken came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me and promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

Scoot · 11-26-2007, 06:12 PM

LMAO

beezer · 11-26-2007, 08:34 PM

^what he said

**Idaho** · 11-26-2007, 10:27 PM

good one

socwkbiker · 11-27-2007, 09:47 AM

Smart man!!!

beezer · 11-27-2007, 06:01 PM

I did her. She wasn't that good

12-03-2007, 10:52 PM

Happened to BD.

11-26-2007, 05:59 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	The Gambler Two couples were playing poker one evening. Ken accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Ron's wife Sue wasn't wearing any panties under her dress. Shocked by this, Ken upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Ken went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Ron's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Ken courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it, but I need a new leather jacket and set of chaps, which my husband won't buy for me, so it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Ken confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Ron works Friday afternoons and Ken doesn't, Ken should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Ken rode over to Ron's house at 2 p.m. sharp, and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Ken quickly dressed and left. As usual, Ron came home from work at 6 p.m. just as Sue was heading to the store to purchase her new jacket and chaps. Upon entering the house, Ron sked his wife abruptly. "Did Ken come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500." Ron, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Ken came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me and promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back." __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

11-26-2007, 06:12 PM	#2
Scoot Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 878	The Gambler LMAO __________________ 2002 1500 VBA #00077 _____________________ 2013 Ultra Classic (Pearl White)

11-26-2007, 08:34 PM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	The Gambler ^what he said __________________ 2012 FLHTK

11-26-2007, 10:27 PM	#4
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	The Gambler good one __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter

11-27-2007, 09:47 AM	#5
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	The Gambler Smart man!!! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

11-27-2007, 06:01 PM	#6
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	The Gambler I did her. She wasn't that good __________________ 2012 FLHTK

12-03-2007, 10:52 PM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	The Gambler Happened to BD.

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