Vocabulary Lesson

Yellow Jacket · 11-26-2007, 05:31 PM

Fascinate!

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, which was very fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, Molly, and fascinating is an exetnsion of the word, but I would like someone to use the word fascinate in a sentence.'
Sally raised her hand and said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher again said, 'Well, that was good Sally, and fascinated is also a form of the work, however, we're looking for someone to use only the word fascinate in a sentence.
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before, however, to move the lesson along and since she figured there was no way even Little Johnny could damage the word 'fascinate,' she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but after her implant job, her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

11-29-2007, 10:39 PM

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beezer · 11-30-2007, 07:46 AM

we don't need no stinking buttons

beezer · 11-30-2007, 08:03 AM

Not that it's chiseled in stone, but personally I've always been a fan of the "dictate" one

socwkbiker · 11-30-2007, 03:05 PM

Quote:

we don't need no stinking buttons

I like the way she's thinking.

11-26-2007, 05:31 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Vocabulary Lesson Fascinate! A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, which was very fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, Molly, and fascinating is an exetnsion of the word, but I would like someone to use the word fascinate in a sentence.' Sally raised her hand and said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.' The teacher again said, 'Well, that was good Sally, and fascinated is also a form of the work, however, we're looking for someone to use only the word fascinate in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before, however, to move the lesson along and since she figured there was no way even Little Johnny could damage the word 'fascinate,' she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but after her implant job, her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

11-29-2007, 10:39 PM	#2
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11-30-2007, 07:46 AM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Vocabulary Lesson we don't need no stinking buttons __________________ 2012 FLHTK

11-30-2007, 08:03 AM	#4
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Vocabulary Lesson Not that it's chiseled in stone, but personally I've always been a fan of the "dictate" one __________________ 2012 FLHTK

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