Old lady's prayer

TrapperAH1G · 10-03-2018, 03:18 AM

A friend reports hearing a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to him saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you.

"Dear Lord:

The last four or five years have been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman;
My favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor;
My favorite singer - Andy Williams;
My favorite author -Tom Clancy;
And now, my favorite comedians - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.

I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are:
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, and I have a special place in my heart for Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

Amen."

Demolition Man · 10-03-2018, 03:38 AM

Lol !

The Black Knight · 10-03-2018, 04:29 AM

Chuck A. · 10-03-2018, 05:51 AM

**JD Hog** · 10-03-2018, 10:27 AM

Amen to that!

Loafer · 10-19-2018, 05:04 PM

That is Awesome!!

mbarr10 · 10-20-2018, 06:46 PM

Some one forgot the lying sack of DOODO, who holds the country for his own financial reasons, in the joke. You know the one that can not spell. Don't drink the Kool-aid

Demolition Man · 10-26-2018, 02:38 PM

You mean "goldilocks " ?

Cu,
Sven

**Eagle Eye** · 11-09-2018, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mbarr10

Some one forgot the lying sack of DOODO, who holds the country for his own financial reasons, in the joke. You know the one that can not spell. Don't drink the Kool-aid

Hey it was a good joke, until your rant. There is a political thread for that.....

10-03-2018, 03:18 AM	#1
TrapperAH1G Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: West Central Washington Posts: 194	Old lady's prayer A friend reports hearing a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to him saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you. "Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman; My favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor; My favorite singer - Andy Williams; My favorite author -Tom Clancy; And now, my favorite comedians - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers. I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, and I have a special place in my heart for Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. Amen."

10-03-2018, 03:38 AM	#2
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10-26-2018, 02:38 PM	#8
Demolition Man Member Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Hannover, Germany Posts: 380	You mean "goldilocks " ? Cu, Sven __________________ "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb." - Benjamin Franklin MY LIFE - MY RULES ! 2018 Indian Roadmaster