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Old 12-30-2012, 06:06 PM   #1
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lol 50 Shades

She is sitting there in the dark waiting for me. Her ebony contours await to be gently caressed as I mount her for the first time. I long to feel the excitement when we meet again. I will throw myself upon her without hesitation but at first will ride her very gently noticing all the details of her soft curves and supple seat. Once we get familiar with each other I will thrust forward and hard, enjoying every vibration, twist and turn. It is cold outside but warm in my heart when I think of all the excitement we will share. Too bad the weather is so foul. I would really like to ride my new bike home today.



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Old 12-30-2012, 06:14 PM   #2
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Dude, you need a cold shower.
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Old 12-30-2012, 06:36 PM   #3
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Dude, you need a cold shower.
Or move to a warmer place.
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Old 12-30-2012, 07:38 PM   #4
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Old 12-30-2012, 08:15 PM   #5
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S**t! Now I need a cold shower!
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Old 12-30-2012, 10:03 PM   #6
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