Testicle Therapy

**Cajunrider** · 02-28-2009, 09:57 AM

Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: "It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken."

dabull · 02-28-2009, 10:07 AM

HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

ridemslow · 02-28-2009, 11:00 AM

For a minute there I thiught she was gonna do mouth to...anyway.

bosko · 03-02-2009, 02:50 AM

LOL

He should have waited a few more minutes before telling her.

**jmorrow** · 03-02-2009, 03:38 AM

now that's funny

**coacha** · 03-02-2009, 08:31 AM

+1

**ringadingh** · 03-02-2009, 09:01 AM

LOL

02-28-2009, 09:57 AM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Testicle Therapy Testicle Therapy Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: "It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken." __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

02-28-2009, 10:07 AM	#2
dabull Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Crestview, FL Posts: 2,409	Testicle Therapy HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

02-28-2009, 11:00 AM	#3
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Testicle Therapy For a minute there I thiught she was gonna do mouth to...anyway. __________________

03-02-2009, 02:50 AM	#4
bosko Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 818	Testicle Therapy LOL He should have waited a few more minutes before telling her.

03-02-2009, 03:38 AM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Testicle Therapy now that's funny __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

03-02-2009, 08:31 AM	#6
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Testicle Therapy +1 __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD

03-02-2009, 09:01 AM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Testicle Therapy LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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