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Old 04-20-2012, 08:53 AM   #1
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Smile Birthday Gift

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t
know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can
afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.”

His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can
have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the
first fella did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?”
“She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door
yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:08 AM   #2
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He got screwed, didn't he....
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:29 AM   #3
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crazy

Now that was funny.
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Old 04-20-2012, 08:15 PM   #4
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He got screwed, didn't he....
Sounds like she did too....for two hours!
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