A Priest And A Rabbi

Loafer · 04-21-2012, 09:18 PM

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, Is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?
The rabbi responded, Yes, that is still one of our laws. The priest then
asked, Have you ever eaten pork?
To which the rabbi replied, Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and ate a ham sandwich.
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, Father, is it
still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?
The priest replied, Yes, that is still very much a part of our
faith
The rabbi then asked him, Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations
of the flesh?
The priest replied, Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my
Faith.
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about
five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't
it?

**ringadingh** · 04-21-2012, 10:20 PM

ToeJam · 04-22-2012, 12:04 AM

Yes it does, Rabbi...yes it does.

**markclark57** · 04-22-2012, 01:00 AM

oy vey . . .

dmyers · 04-22-2012, 09:35 AM

04-21-2012, 09:18 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	A Priest And A Rabbi A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork? The rabbi responded, Yes, that is still one of our laws. The priest then asked, Have you ever eaten pork? To which the rabbi replied, Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a ham sandwich. The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate? The priest replied, Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith The rabbi then asked him, Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh? The priest replied, Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith. The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it? __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-21-2012, 10:20 PM	#2
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