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**Kawhead** · 08-04-2013, 01:13 AM

They was this time, DECADES AGO, seems like yesterday when I was a teenager and got drunk at a high school football game when I was walking down the bleachers when I stepped on a Coke bottle and my ass and head hit ever damn step on the way DOWN!

That John Daniels distorts time and I remember seeing all the folks expressions as I bounced by on the way down. Seems like I got airborne a few times. I finally got tired of rolling and bouncing and reached out and grabbed a chair. Well, I reach out a few times but lost my grip. I think thats what took so long to fall. But anyway, that last time I grabbed, I stopped. I stood up and peeled all the damn sticky ass ice cream, candy wrappers and used condemns off. Shook the broken shards of glass and spilled drinks and ice out of my hair.

The strange thing is that I thought the whole stadium would be laughing at me. But nobody laughed. They just had this look like "Damn. Did you just see that?"

I always wondered why it was so hard to get a date in high school, and then I remember shit like that as if they wasn't enough other brilliant escapades.

08-04-2013, 01:13 AM	#31
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	They was this time, DECADES AGO, seems like yesterday when I was a teenager and got drunk at a high school football game when I was walking down the bleachers when I stepped on a Coke bottle and my ass and head hit ever damn step on the way DOWN! That John Daniels distorts time and I remember seeing all the folks expressions as I bounced by on the way down. Seems like I got airborne a few times. I finally got tired of rolling and bouncing and reached out and grabbed a chair. Well, I reach out a few times but lost my grip. I think thats what took so long to fall. But anyway, that last time I grabbed, I stopped. I stood up and peeled all the damn sticky ass ice cream, candy wrappers and used condemns off. Shook the broken shards of glass and spilled drinks and ice out of my hair. The strange thing is that I thought the whole stadium would be laughing at me. But nobody laughed. They just had this look like "Damn. Did you just see that?" I always wondered why it was so hard to get a date in high school, and then I remember shit like that as if they wasn't enough other brilliant escapades. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead Login or Register to Remove Ads
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