Driving in Tennessee

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-03-2010, 12:14 AM

Only in Tennessee my friends... Only in Tennessee ...

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Nowhere, Tennessee . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Tennessee deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please..'

'What for?' says the lawyer..

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

Yellow Jacket · 08-03-2010, 04:02 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-03-2010, 10:53 AM

Bob I thought he gave a great example of the difference between slowing down and coming to a compete stop.

Stump · 08-03-2010, 09:17 PM

the lessen of the day , is don't mess with the popo, any questions?

jesse · 08-03-2010, 09:50 PM

I liked that one

! LMAO

**Cajunrider** · 08-03-2010, 10:16 PM

Very good. Now who is smarter?

08-03-2010, 12:14 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Driving in Tennessee Only in Tennessee my friends... Only in Tennessee ... A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Nowhere, Tennessee . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Tennessee deputy's expense. The deputy says, 'License and registration, please..' 'What for?' says the lawyer.. The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.' Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' 'You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please.' The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?' 'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats. Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.' 'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?' __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-03-2010, 04:02 AM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Driving in Tennessee ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

08-03-2010, 10:53 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Driving in Tennessee Bob I thought he gave a great example of the difference between slowing down and coming to a compete stop. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-03-2010, 09:17 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Driving in Tennessee the lessen of the day , is don't mess with the popo, any questions? __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

08-03-2010, 09:50 PM	#5
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	Driving in Tennessee I liked that one ! LMAO __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

08-03-2010, 10:16 PM	#6
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Driving in Tennessee Very good. Now who is smarter? __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

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