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Old 12-30-2007, 11:47 PM   #46
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Highway to the danger zone. . .

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Old 12-30-2007, 11:49 PM   #47
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All the women look good at closin' time.

and I've been there in my previous life.
Or the B side to that record:

Last night I went home at 2 with a ten,
but at 10 I woke up with a 3!
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Old 12-31-2007, 09:37 AM   #48
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Why me Lord, what have I ever done
To deserve even one Of the pleasures I've known
Tell me Lord, what did I ever do
That was worth loving you Or the kindness you've shown
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Old 12-31-2007, 10:45 AM   #49
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Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
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Old 12-31-2007, 11:15 AM   #50
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Take this job and shove it!!!!!!!!
I ain't working here no more.
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Old 12-31-2007, 11:23 AM   #51
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Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
<marquee>That song is going to be in my head all day!!!!!!!</marquee>
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Old 12-31-2007, 11:41 AM   #52
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From one of America's Last True Cowboys..... Willie!

I grew up a-dreamin' of bein' a cowboy,
and Lovin' the cowboy ways.
Pursuin' the life of my high-ridin' heroes,
I burned up my childhood days.
I learned of all the rules of the modern-day drifter,
Don't you hold on to nothin' too long.
Just take what you need from the ladies, then leave them,
With the words of a sad country song.
My heroes have always been cowboys.
And they still are, it seems.
Sadly, in search of, but one step in back of,
Themselves and their slow-movin' dreams.
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Old 12-31-2007, 11:49 AM   #53
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Angel

Spend all your time waiting
for that second chance
for a break that would make it okay
there's always one reason
to feel not good enough
and it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
oh beautiful release
memory seeps from my veins
let me be empty
and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight

in the arms of an angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort there

so tired of the straight line
and everywhere you turn
there's vultures and thieves at your back
and the storm keeps on twisting
you keep on building the lie
that you make up for all that you lack
it don't make no difference
escaping one last time
it's easier to believe in this sweet madness oh
this glorious sadness that brings me to my knees

in the arms of an angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort there
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here

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Old 12-31-2007, 12:04 PM   #54
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Leaves are fallin' all around
Time I was on my way
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Old 12-31-2007, 12:16 PM   #55
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[quote:1a0upr6u]Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
<marquee>That song is going to be in my head all day!!!!!!!</marquee>[/quote:1a0upr6u]

Hence the reason for this thread.....LOL...
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Old 12-31-2007, 12:21 PM   #56
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Old 12-31-2007, 12:27 PM   #57
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Why do fools fall in love
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Old 12-31-2007, 01:16 PM   #58
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Nico sings to BD

Ooh, I bet you're wondering how I knew
'bout you're plans to make me blue
with some other guy that you knew before.
Between the two of us guys
you know I love you more.
It took me by surprise I must say,
when I found out yesterday.
Don't you know that...

I heard it through the grapevine
not much longer would you be mine.
Oh I heard it through the grapevine,
Oh and I'm just about to lose my mind
About BD and SBW'S behind
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Old 12-31-2007, 01:23 PM   #59
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cause Todd is replacing them!!
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Old 12-31-2007, 01:26 PM   #60
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I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
never settle for the path of least resistance
may you never take one single breathe for granted
god forbid love ever leave you empty handed
I hope you still feel small when you are standing by the ocean
whenever one door closes i hope one more opens
livin might mean takin chances but there worth taking
lovin might be a mistake but it's worth making

I hope you dance!!!!!

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