First Sterio typical Harley Encounter

[davidhollinger]

[Kawhead]

I thought it was a speech impediment.
Luckily, I spotted it before Dodge did, wiff all this new found wit he's got.

[cnc]

Originally Posted by cactusjack

We thought you were speaking Canadian, eh?

Whit the hill you talking about Scitt, huh?

[cnc]

Originally Posted by davidhollinger

Whe understand Norm. Its hard to talk with a mouthful of saltines!!

Are you calling me crackers Dave?

[spoon059]

Originally Posted by Trrust32

http://www.google.com/url?url=http:/...vnn79DV7WGjfZQ

Epic! Ironically, my buddy who is a HUGE Harley Guy is also an IPhone freak. Funny enough, his first bike was a Honda ACE that he bought for about $2500. He rode it for a year and never had a problem with it. He always wanted a Harley though... so magically at the end of the year he informed me that his Honda was "junk" and he was buying a new bike. Went out to the local HD dealer and bought a StreetGlide for $13k. Financed at some ridiculous rate for SIX YEARS!!!

I did the math, he will pay $28,000 for that used bike when he is finally done paying!!!

Meanwhile I drive a $3000 Nomad 1500. I told him that his bike better be 9 times as much fun to ride as my bike. He doesn't seem to understand.

I'll admit that his bike looks nice. But we both have fairings and listen to tunes while we ride. We both ride the same places. He is just paying 9 times more to get there than I am. Oh yea... I paid CASH for mine...

[NRiderUSA]

Originally Posted by Trrust32

I ride with my buddies and they all have Harleys and get razed most of the time, but my comment to others who ask why I dont have one is "There always needs to be a parts runner" Of course this is all joking and every one of my buddies take it as they can give it also. Just as long as you ride thats all that should matter. The trip we just got back from I received a few complements on my bike. However have you guys seen this You tube vid.

http://www.google.com/url?url=http:/...vnn79DV7WGjfZQ

Ouch

[Kawhead]

Originally Posted by Trrust32

I ride with my buddies and they all have Harleys and get razed most of the time, but my comment to others who ask why I dont have one is "There always needs to be a parts runner" Of course this is all joking and every one of my buddies take it as they can give it also. Just as long as you ride thats all that should matter. The trip we just got back from I received a few complements on my bike. However have you guys seen this You tube vid.

http://www.google.com/url?url=http:/...vnn79DV7WGjfZQ

And we wonder why Harley riders are so dawg gone mean.

Wilson and CJ are psychotic loose cannons full of unstable ordinance enough without starting fires around them. Go ahead, stick you hand in the water and tease the piranhas.

Funny Vid!

[ponch]

Originally Posted by Kawhead

And we wonder why Harley riders are so dawg gone mean.

Wilson and CJ are psychotic loose cannons full of unstable ordinance enough without starting fires around them. Go ahead, stick you hand in the water and tease the piranhas.

Funny Vid!

Mean? Hardly. Direct, yes. You remind me of my wife who thinks it's more important how you say something. I love piranhas.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by ponch

Mean? Hardly. Direct, yes. You remind me of my wife who thinks it's more important how you say something. I love piranhas.

Baked or fried?

[Kawhead]

Originally Posted by ponch

Mean? Hardly. Direct, yes. You remind me of my wife who thinks it's more important how you say something. I love piranhas.

You scored and got a damn good wife then. Compassion and empathy are traits limited to amiable individuals secure in self esteem.
I imagine if you pissed her off bad enough, she'd shrug it off until she could tie you in the bed with an electric blanket turned up on high for about a week while she visits her mom so she wont have to listen to you whimpering and whining.

I've never met a Harley rider I didn't like. They throw the best parties.

What's there not to love about piranhas? If you go in the water with an open would, they'll make a skeleton out of you in a few minuets. They ain't mean, they're direct.

[Kawhead]

Originally Posted by Dave

Baked or fried?

Clever! I wish I had thunka that. Brevity is the soul of wit. My brevity is dulled when I'm in the sauce.

It wasn't too sharp before that either.

[ponch]

Originally Posted by Dave

Baked or fried?

Grilled.

[Kawhead]

Originally Posted by ponch

Grilled.

What 'bout piranha sushi served with a nice White Bordeaux or Pinot Noir perhaps?

[ponch]

Originally Posted by Kawhead

What 'bout piranha sushi served with a nice White Bordeaux or Pinot Noir perhaps?

I don't like my fish raw and I am not big on white wine either. I prefer montepulcano's or sangiovese's.

[mick56]

Originally Posted by Kawhead

What 'bout piranha sushi served with a nice White Bordeaux or Pinot Noir perhaps?

Hey mike, i had you down as more of a homebrewed Belladonna moonshine type of bloke