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Old 04-07-2008, 02:59 PM   #31
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[quote:3rw8fuw0]peg monkey, I think sleeping with the bike is a real plus in becoming a peg monkey
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I just saw this
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:44 PM   #32
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:51 PM   #33
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That thar is funny!!!
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Old 04-07-2008, 05:16 PM   #34
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it said i was saddle sore, but I ain't got an a$$, so it has to be wrong!
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:17 AM   #35
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I'm a Road Captain too!!!!!<div align="center" class="badge">I am a

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Old 04-08-2008, 07:56 AM   #36
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Im a saddle sore biker, Is that you Beezer sleeping with your bike? When I bought my second bike, a 1961 Jawa CZ, I was about 15-16 y/o. I picked it up in the guys living room, and he lived in an apartment building on the 7th floor! To make things worse the elevator was broken and I had to take it down the stairs to get it home.
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:45 PM   #37
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HehHehHeh...

Reminds me of the time I got a vaccuum leak and holed a piston on the way to college. I snuck my bike up the elevator to the 4th floor room at 1 AM, and tore it down right there. I think a few other residents were offended when I was washing the parts in a pan of gasoline, but unfortunately the windows only opened 6" so dispondant test flunkers wouldn't try to jump. I only started it up a couple seconds in the actual room, though, and I did aim the muffler out the window. A bit.

Unfortunately someone finked on me, and I luckily got the bike into the stairwell just as the head resident was coming up the elevator. It was one of those twisty stair wells and a pain to navigate, but thankfully I didn't own a Nomad back then (Yammie 180) and got it out of the building without incident.
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:38 PM   #38
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Wow! And I thought sneaking out of my girlfriend's second floor dorm room window was tough!!
After the first step it was a piece of cake! Ouch!
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Old 04-09-2008, 06:44 PM   #39
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I once built a chopper in the spare bedroom of a house we were renting, including cutting, welding and grinding the frame, and painting as well. (The bedroom was not carpeted, and it was rather trashy when we moved in.)

The landlord got a little pi$$ey when he realised I'd been welding inside, with a torch. But as I didn't burn the place down there wasn't too much he could do if he wanted to keep getting his rent.
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Old 04-09-2008, 08:39 PM   #40
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You are the man!!
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:33 AM   #41
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That was pretty cool. Road Captain here too.
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Old 05-12-2008, 08:37 PM   #42
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I took the test too... but being a passenger maybe this doesn't count at all...but I'm a Peg Monkey and a Road Captain!


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Old 05-12-2008, 09:27 PM   #43
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hardcore biker took it twice

You are a Hardcore Biker
You don't need someone telling you what to wear or how to ride. You get out there and make your own path. Riding is a way of life and other brothers in the wind can always count on you to help them out. It is not about the destination for you, it is about the ride, although girls and beer at the destination always make it better.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:45 AM   #44
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I got Road Captain, lol
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:57 AM   #45
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I got Peg Monkey
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