You Might Be a Redneck If.... - Page 2

gopjohnny · 05-01-2008, 08:19 PM

I'm a redneck rock and roll son of the south :)

dakals · 05-01-2008, 10:34 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! BRAVO EVERYONE!!!!!!!

05-03-2008, 10:15 PM

Don't tell me we've quit already !! Ya'll have to have more !!

lonewolf · 05-04-2008, 07:04 AM

remember all 20 of your dogs names, but shout "Hey Kid" to your own offspring!

ponch · 05-04-2008, 08:46 AM

What's the opposite of a redneck?

unwind2 · 05-04-2008, 09:10 AM

.....if the flowers you gave your wife for mothers day came from the town cemetery.

......if your Sunday go to church clothes are bibbed coveralls and work boots.

.....if you use the old junk cars in the back yard for storage sheds.

basco · 05-04-2008, 09:42 AM

If you have an enlarged pet door so the sheep and goats can come and go as they please

05-05-2008, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ponch

What's the opposite of a redneck?

Ok, ponch, I give up. What's the opposite?

gopjohnny · 05-05-2008, 07:22 PM

damn yankees thats the opposite :)

05-05-2008, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ez money

damn yankees thats the opposite :)

I invented this redneck drink. It's two parts vodka to one part maple syrup. I call it the Damn Roosky.

Good for a sore throat, but too many and you'll start votin' leftist.

ponch · 05-05-2008, 09:33 PM

Thanks for reminding me. Yup. A Yankee and damn proud of it.

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Originally Posted by ez money

damn yankees thats the opposite :)

ponch · 05-05-2008, 09:34 PM

I had forgot and I was asking...A yankee according to gojohnny. Damn straight.

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Originally Posted by bankerfrank

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponch

What's the opposite of a redneck?

Ok, ponch, I give up. What's the opposite?

aj · 05-05-2008, 10:04 PM

You might be a red neck If
you’ve wondered how many empty pizza boxes constitutes a collection.

ponch · 05-05-2008, 10:23 PM

If you tell your kids fairy tales starting with y'all ain't gonna believe this sh!t instead of once upon a time...

socwkbiker · 05-05-2008, 10:33 PM

If you think beer cans are perfectly appropriate Christmas tree ornaments.

if you keep watch for those "damn revenoors"

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