Clutch Oil Replacement

[caddman11]

And I just thought they were being mean~~~~~~I think Doc spends too much time with dogs.

[cactusjack]

Originally Posted by CoachA

What about using humid air? Should I only do it when the humidity is at a certain level? Should I do it on the side stand or jack it up to do this? I'm worried now.

Use dry air, it's lighter. Your gas mileage will improve.

[Todd]

Originally Posted by cactusjack

Use dry air, it's lighter. Your gas mileage will improve.

Helium really improves mileage ::)

[Idaho]

Pure hydrogen has better cooling properties and is lighter than air.

[blowndodge]

Originally Posted by todd (Nomadis Custodis)

Helium really improves mileage ::)

I inhaled some Helium one time and people thought I sounded like Todd!!

[sturmannderss]

Don't forget the Bi-Monthly Flux-Capacitor adjustment.......

[gregg]

Back when I was in Diesel engine school many... many... many... years ago we were taught the importance of properly servicing the "Muffler Bearings".

Please don't forget them ....

[ndbigfish]

Originally Posted by cactusjack

Uh, there is no clutch oil reservoir, unless you mean the clutch master cylinder? The clutch assembly uses the crankcase oil. The clutch hydraulic system uses brake fluid.

It makes a big difference to keep the brake and clutch fluid clean. Invest in a vacuum pump like a Mighty Mite and have at it. Clean DOT 4 fluid is best $3.50 you'll spend.

Back in the day we use to send the "new guy" for the purple board stretcher.

[Yellow Jacket]

My dad owned a company selling prop wash to the airline industry. When they switched over to jets he went bankrupt. It was a sad day. :(

[cactusjack]

Originally Posted by Yellow Jacket

My dad owned a company selling prop wash to the airline industry. When they switched over to jets he went bankrupt. It was a sad day. :(

A missed opportunity - he could have started selling jet wash.

[Yellow Jacket]

Al Gore hadn't invented it yet!

[reaper]

Originally Posted by DaBull

Ha! no where did i put that velocity deranging screwdriver....

Don't forget the "framastamis and muffler bearings

[trosco]

Listen, I need some help, seriously!. I took the comment as sincere about the turnsignal oil. I checked and all of mine were bone dry so disconnected the battery (I am no dummy, I know there is electricity floating around inside those lights) then I filled all four lights ups with fresh oil. I hooked up the battery and turned the bike on and all my lights do is cast shadows now??? I checked my other accessories and the only thing the radio does is listen.... I am beside myself, what could I have done wrong??? My wife was being a smart a-- and said I must of hooked the battery up backward but that is rediculous.......isn't it?

[Todd]

Originally Posted by trosco

Listen, I need some help, seriously!. I took the comment as sincere about the turnsignal oil. I checked and all of mine were bone dry so disconnected the battery (I am no dummy, I know there is electricity floating around inside those lights) then I filled all four lights ups with fresh oil. I hooked up the battery and turned the bike on and all my lights do is cast shadows now??? I checked my other accessories and the only thing the radio does is listen.... I am beside myself, what could I have done wrong??? My wife was being a smart a-- and said I must of hooked the battery up backward but that is rediculous.......isn't it?

Please don't tell me you used synthetic too early!!!!!! The light bulbs in your signal lamps probably were not properly seated yet. :-/ :-/ :-/

[dogdoc]

I seen that line used on another forum and i thought it was pretty clever and humorous, so I used it. it did make for alot of fun comments. For the new members the smite/exhalt numbers mean nothing. they can be changed at will at headquarters. This isn't a popularity contest. :-)