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Old 04-24-2008, 11:50 AM   #16
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I am not blond, definitely a red head, but I didn't get it either.... and I AM from the south... what does that make me? A DUMBA$$???? LOL
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Old 04-24-2008, 12:13 PM   #17
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I am not blond, definitely a red head, but I didn't get it either.... and I AM from the south... what does that make me? A DUMBA$$???? LOL
Can't be a dumba$$ because they know what to do at all times. Even when you're just talking out of your a$$.
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Old 04-24-2008, 03:43 PM   #18
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Ugh..... and I actually read that joke...

We knew it was a joke written by a YANKEE cause:
1. Rednecks DON'T let our Trucks break down....
2. There was NO beer involved in the "Joke" what so ever...
3. The truck being "broke down" didn't start with, "Hey Y'all....watch this!!!"
4. I still can't get over the fact that there was no beer involved in the joke!!! LOL!

SWB... did I forget anything???
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Old 04-24-2008, 04:11 PM   #19
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Ugh..... and I actually read that joke...
Sorry... I have done better work... To make it up to you I will send flares... and a beer
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:50 PM   #20
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He didn't say anything about the dog in the back of the truck either
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Old 04-26-2008, 06:30 AM   #21
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He didn't say anything about the dog in the back of the truck either
Cause the story had NOTHING to do with his wife
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:30 AM   #22
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He didn't say anything about the dog in the back of the truck either
Cause the story had NOTHING to do with his wife
Then it wasn't a Texan must of been from Arkansas or misery
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:54 AM   #23
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Or his toothless grandmother
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:04 AM   #24
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Or his toothless grandmother
Same thing
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:08 PM   #25
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Ugh....it only gets worse from here I'm afraid.... LOL!
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Old 04-28-2008, 03:28 PM   #26
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I ain't no yankee!!!!!!!! where is my rifle?!!!!!! Shot until you hit the target!!!!!!LOL
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Old 04-28-2008, 03:38 PM   #27
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Where have you been Dakals? Haven't heard much from you since that nasty subject of "Gas Prices" came up... It got moved over somewhere else... I haven't looked at that one again. I didn't join this thing to have heated political debates. Know-whut-I-mean?
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Old 04-28-2008, 03:47 PM   #28
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I know what you mean. No i have been around just busy working!!!!! This stupid american axle strike!!!!!! Just been really busy!!!!! Hope no one hates me!!!!!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 03:53 PM   #29
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I know what you mean. No i have been around just busy working!!!!! This stupid american axle strike!!!!!! Just been really busy!!!!! Hope no one hates me!!!!!!
Not yet ! ! ! !

Maybe bad timing but I was getting into this thing and I was having a blast reading the jokes etc. all of a sudden BAM everyone was gone from this section... you, SWB, Nico... didn't know what to think...sniff-sniff :-/.. I just missed you guys :'(

I was so desperate I started talking to Jussmatt ! ! ! ! !
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Old 04-28-2008, 04:38 PM   #30
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Hey...I resemble that remark!!!!! ...oh wait... nevermind... not sure where that was going....just sure it wasn't good!! LOL!
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